Monday, March 30, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Friday, March 13, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
...please explain this Long John Silver's ad campaign for me?
It's better to be a child than a old fried man? Dont leave your children alone in long john silvers b/c their employees are obviously insane?
Now I'm afraid to eat their fish. Not that I wasn't before.
Thanks Matt for sharing this frightening comic.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Quit your fancy talk
My husband. You were anxious to talk
to him weren't you?
Sure, only I'm getting over it a
little. If you know what I mean.
There's a speed limit in this state,
Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour.
How fast was I going, officer?
I'd say about ninety.
Suppose you get down off your
motorcycle and give me a ticket.
Suppose I let you off with a warning
Suppose it doesn't take.
Suppose I have to whack you over the
Suppose I bust out crying and put my
head on your shoulder.
Suppose you try putting it on my
That tears it.
This is a lot of lines but...no one talks like that, I love it
A bear has arms, legs, claws and teeth while a shark only has teeth. Bears can swim and walk, try taking a shark out of the water and putting it in the woods, not so scary now, are you shark?! Wait, where is this fight?
Friday, March 6, 2009
She's basically back to normal but she's really only eating cheerios and Mum-Mums. We must do something about that. We took her out to sushi last night. Perhaps we were trying to shock real food back into her system. She had a couple of sips of miso soup, a strand or two of seaweed salad, some rice and a teeny tiny piece of chicken, oh and a whole lot of cheerios....sigh....
I can't say it properly, it drives me nuts
I guess if it was used correctly it would be ok but I don't like the "slang" version of the word and I hear it SO much, and then I use it and I don't like that...
it's ok if you're the wicked witch or a wicked woman or something but not if you're wicked cool