Sanjaya doesn't live here

My husband (let's call him Michael, because that's his name) has "owned" our phone number for over a decade. He refuses to give it up but for some reason, much of Massachusetts thinks we're the MSPCA. We get calls almost every day from people looking to adopt pets or, find out how their sick cat or dog (or bird) is doing. The other day we got the saddest message from a man whose dog was missing. (I called him back).

My sister told me that she works with a woman whose business number is one digit off from the Dancing With the Stars voting line. People keep calling her to vote for Heather Mills or whoever's on that show.

I guess I should just be thankful we don't get calls from people trying to vote for Sanjaya.